Electric Weekend

I’ve finally woken from my much needed lie-in. I first of all would like to apologise if my writing seems a little sloppy, my brain doesn’t often wake up till 2pm. I just felt that I should write an overview of my weekend.

Well on Friday, I managed to confess to my lover about the latex toy. I was still extremely nervous about what reaction he would give. Would he be angry at me, or angry at himself?  Before telling him I gently informed him that I had something to tell him and was finding it tricky. Yes I’m a massive wimp but I really didn’t want to hurt his feelings. Anyway I just told him that even though I liked the toy I’m unable to use it due to my latex allergy. He instantly chuckled and said you’re rather silly, I thought you were going to tell me something really bad. We basically had a good joke about it and he instantly ordered me something else. I guess I was making a big fuss about nothing? I know it’s only a small story but it has a slight fairy tale ending feel to it... and she lived happily ever after with her new toy the prince gifted her. Maybe that’s just me?

Anyway another thing regarding this lover if that he’s became more experimental sexually recently. Over the weekend I was interested to find out that he has been experimenting with anal play. It’s annoying because part of me want to be around him while he’s being so experimental. Anyway so far his experience with anal play seemed to be going well. He’s a little uncertain about the sensations it produces. This is mainly because he’s new to it, rather than it hurting.  So I’m pleased that his first attempts into the world of anal are going well. That’s enough about my lover for now. There are a few other things I have to mention regarding one of them, but I need to think about it a little more before writing about it all.

I managed to see my partner without him being on a computer at the same time. This was very surprising. He seemed to be finding it very hard to be away from gaming. The conversations mostly consisted of the computer game, which for me was rather dull. Finally there was a break in the conversation as he went to the bathroom. I took this opportunity to fish out some lingerie. I figured that if I didn’t jump at the moment then, I would have to wait maybe another few more weeks.  I decided to wear my new burlesque skirt, slapped on some pasties, and jumped into some ruffle style briefs; time was against me.  He emerged from the bathroom and walked straight past me and sat with his head hung low. This wasn’t the reaction I was hoping for. I gently grabbed his arm and he flopped to his feet. I fell gracefully forward onto him, the ruffles from the skirt fluttered; gently I rested my head on his shoulder and wrapped my arms around him. He was still lifeless, his arms dangling heavily. I buckled my legs back and forth so they hit into his hands, there was a twitch! I moved my head and look into his eyes, he seemed more cheerful and alive. He suddenly smiled naughtily and soon my knickers had been pushed to the side and I was having sex. I was even more delighted that he was willing to give me oral sex after. We used the Sliquid Cherry Vanilla, it delicious and you only seem to need a tiny amount. In the end I think I kept him away from gaming for a good 3or 4hours. I’m still dubious to when I will be next having sex but hopefully it’ll be soon.

So everything seemed to be going well, there were a few things that have gotten me down. I ordered some new toys which arrived yesterday morning. I first opened the smallest package, this happened to be the vibrator my lover picked as a replacement, I’m rather happy with it. Within the second parcel I found the She-Stim electro kit. Now this is the first time I’ve tried an electro toy so instantly had to try it out. As I was unsure about how I react to the sensations I applied two of the pads to my arm, switched it on and scanned through the settings. Electro stimulation seems very different to anything I’ve tried before; it was almost as if my arm had turned into a vibrator. The kit reminds me of one of those make your own circuit kits kids get when learning science. Instead it’s a turn yourself into a human electric circuit kit for adults.  Now I left the heaviest and rattling parcel till last. I knew what it would be so I eagerly opened it. I was disappointed to find that my new She-Stim wave dildo was open, upside down in its packaging, and missing internal packaging. I’m still unhappy about this as it was the last one in stock. It’s clear it had been opened before being sent as the parcel was untouched and didn’t seem damaged. Luckily I’ve been informed that this might be sorted on Monday. Till then it’s sitting in my living room, almost in a teasing manner. I don’t know what can be sorted because it was the last one in stock and the only one I wanted in the She-Stim range. If I send it back I lose out on the toy, and if I keep it I’ve lost out on the online shopping experience.

Right now I have one of the craziest desires to have sex while doing house gymnastics. I’m pretty flexible and strong so it may be possible; I just feel that it might make things more interesting position wise. Maybe I should look into getting some door restraints for starters.

Glassvibrations Silver Penis Butt Plug

I purchased the Glassvibrations Silver Penis Butt Plug over a month ago and have only just managed to write a review for it. I already owned another Glassvibrations toy which I adored, this made me secure enough to buy from there range again. 

 

Now the reason I’ve taken so long to write about this product is because it took some time for me to get use to using it. This is the largest anal toy own. Even though the smoothness of the glass made insertion comfortable and easy, my body wouldn’t accommodate the complete toy. I’m glad to say that now I am able to insert the whole toy. When I couldn’t insert it completely as a butt plug, it was still an enjoyable toy used as an anal dildo.

In this photo you are able to see the testicles like ridges around the base of the toy. Now even though I find the appearance of these little bumps rather cute, they are somewhat of a pain to insert if you are a newbie to larger toys.  For ages I was only able to insert half way up the slopping testicles. Even if you are use other larger toys I would still recommend applying a slippery amount of lubricant onto the balls. 

The tip of the toy has a small hole that resembles the urethral orifice.  This hole is very handy for applying lubricant to the toy. Once a dollop has been applied a good amount will stay on the tip during and prior to insertion.  

I really only have one problem with this product, and that is the lopped handle. Its size is a little large making it difficult to wear the plug casually. The handle doesn’t get in the way if you are using the plug for autoerotic stimulation or penetration, it’s just a little hard to conceal, though this may depends on a person anatomy.

The toy produces great sensations. The glass quickly warms to body temperature; you can also experiment with temperature play by heating or cooling it before use. The weight even though heavier than other materials is great; unlike other butt plugs I am able to tell I am using this toy. I haven’t experienced any problems with this plug, once inserted it stays put.

You can read my review for this product here: Charming Butt Plug

Oh why do I have to suffer from a latex allergy?

Today has been rather frustrating; I know I must constantly seem frustrated. I spent the morning happily writing reviews for products, I’ll post them here once they are live. Suddenly there was a knock at my door; I knew instantly that it was the postman. For those of you who don’t know my postman even knocks at my door to hand me letter so I wasn’t expecting much. Well amongst various parcels and letters I found a nice little surprise waiting for me from one of my lovers. I eagerly opened it and wondered what it could be; all I knew was that it was from Lovehoney. Well it was only a small toy but there was very little information on the product packaging. After doing a quick search I was disappointed to find that the product contained latex. I suffer from a latex allergy, whether it is found in toys, plasters, and clothing it can’t go anywhere near me. I actually get rather down about it when I see how many toys I could try and what beautiful clothing I could wear. But a latex dress to me would be a coffin. Now I’m wondering how to tell him. I feel slightly bad as when it arrived I instantly said I liked it, and I did/ do. I liked the look of the toy, and I liked how I received a gift; it wasn’t till after finding out it contained latex I started to dislike it. I’m very worried that I will seem ungrateful when I inform him of the problem. He’s rather down today so I’m going to give it a few days before letting him know, this is where Lovehoneys 365 day return policy becomes very handy.

The post I received wasn’t all bad. Yesterday I decided to treat myself to some Sliquid flavoured lubricants. These are something I’ve wanted to try for ages but couldn’t justify the price. They are currently on offer at Lovehoney: Buy Three for £15. I hope they do this offer again as I was only able to get three flavours out of the available six. I’ve done a quick taste test of them and also asked my partner to try a little quickly; so far they seem great compared to other flavoured lubricants. I’ll write more about them when I’ve tested them more. I also treated myself to a very stunning burlesque style skirt from Leg Avenue, now I just need to save up for a new corset to go with it. I have a lot of corsets but none of them are the right red.

Later on in the day I went to the pharmacy to pick up a few things and over heard a group of girls aged 16/17 years. They originally started talking about pedicures and somehow instantly went onto contraception. This is basically how their conversation flowed: ’Coil, no what’s a coil?’ One girl said. Another replied ‘Isn’t that something that goes in your arm to stop you from getting pregnant?’ All the girls laughed as one blurted out, ‘no it’s what they stick up your fanny’. ‘What goes in your arm?’ they all questioned. In the ended they all concluded that the coil could be put in both the arm and fanny. Please note, that fanny was their choice of word, not mine. Now what gets me about this situation was I feel that at their age they should have known. I guess sex education isn’t as good as it could be. There was something else that bugged me about the conversation, they were in a pharmacy where they had consultants that were on hand. I feel that one of the consultants should have corrected them, but they just stood there listening. In the end I had to correct them, which again felt awkward.

After this I visited my partner. I needed to use his computer while I was there as currently I don’t own a printer and scanner. Well I was printing off and scanning some sex related articles that I needed to make notes for. This would have been fine but the scanner wasn’t plugged in and my partner wasn’t very happy having to go round the back of the desk to sort it out. Yes it’s dusty and cramped, but I feel he could have been a little less angry about it. Due to this I still haven’t had sex. I even took the Sliquid lubricant with me and he was only willing to taste test it from a finger; not the place I was hoping. Anyway after cooking him a meal I had to return home to finish some errands but I stupidly left some of the sex related articles in his scanner. He’s currently out at work and is hoping no one wants to use the scanner, he lives in shared accommodation.

Anyway I’m going to figure out what to say to my lover regarding the latex toy, so wish me luck it goes well. 

I was going to link the Sliquid offer but it has ended.

A Blooming Good Orgasm

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Something was 'Bugging' me about Spider bed restraints

Now first of all I would like to state I do not own this product, but found something within a 1950s fetish book which was bugging me.

To me the spider web bondage restraints look amazing. I love the idea of being able to entwine your partner’s legs and arms into different parts of the webs. Not only will you be able to secure your partner easily to a bed, I feel the webbing could act as position enhancer.

Within an old fetish book I found this picture and now I just can’t stop relating it to the spider web restraint system. Even though a little creepy, maybe the person who designed the web system saw this image.

I’m currently unsure if I should purchase this product. The arachnid phobic me screams no, but the sexually dominating me screams yes.

More information on the spider web restraint system can be found here:

Fetish Fantasy Spider Web 

Lovehoney Blog Post 

How the internet controls my sex life.

As I sit here and write this piece, I’m staring at a computer screen, typing on a QWERTY keyboard, sitting on a computer chair... I’ve only just realised that this is very ironic; to vent about my sex and computer related woes I am using one of these confounded contraptions that seem to be controlling my sex life.

I now haven’t had sex in over a week, I’ve lost count. Is there any reason for me to count the days of my suffering when I have no clue when the torture will end? My partner currently is addicted to online gaming which seems to be more import time wise than sex. I’ve even set up a membership so I can spend time with him virtually, but this still isn’t the same. All it does is eats away at my nonexistent money, bores me, and I’m certain I’m getting repetitive strain syndrome from mouse clicking and excessive masturbation. I have also now found out he has a year’s membership....

Not only does the internet control my lack of sex with partner, it also controls my sex life with my lovers. The internet unfortunately is a key form of communication. OH how I wish for the days of the handwritten love letter, but alas these have mostly ended. The last love letter I received was in times new roman. Both my current lovers live far away from me; I see them rarely so the internet is essential for communication. It’s frustrating that everything has to be written or done over a camera; the phone is rarely used due to its cost. It doesn’t help; I need the pleasures of the flesh, the touch, warmth, and smell. I had the chance to visit one of my lovers this week but as he purchased me a gift last week I have to stay at home waiting for it to arrive. I’ve been informed the next time I will see him is in 7weeks. I am able to see my other lover on Friday, though this will be for a shopping trip rather than sex. We might find somewhere to have sex but it partly depends on how busy the place is.

As well as the internet controlling my sex life with partners it does control my solo sessions too. I purchase my sex toys, lingerie, sex related books, online. This normally wouldn’t be a bad thing, but due to the lack of money I am unable to buy myself anything new for some time. I feel a new toy might tide me over for a few weeks. I will have to work out my finances, which again is done through the internet. Sex toys over food? It’s becoming very tempting....

Glass Excavation

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