Monday, 9 July 2012

Toy with me Tuesday #4

Toy With Me Tuesday has already reached its forth week. So far everyone has been amazingly creative with their photography skills and sex toys. Once again I welcome you all back to take part in this weeks installment. Grab your cameras, props, and toys, but most of all enjoy!


I’ve always liked to take creative pictures of sex toys, but sometimes there isn’t a place to share them. There are only so many pictures one can use within each individual review. So I’ve decided to come up with Toy with me Tuesday where we can share more awesome sex toy pictures. Also, the great thing about Toy with me Tuesday is that it’s not just open to reviewers, anyone is free to take part as long as they follow the guidelines. 


Toy with me Tuesday is about getting creative with your artistic side and taking pictures of your sex toy collection. It’s a bit of weekly fun, but make sure you read up on the guidelines before entering. Once you have posted your Toy with me Tuesday blog entry, link to it below using the link tool. Do not link to your home page or a review, it has to specifically link to your Toy with me Tuesday post. If you have any problems feel free to contact me via email: the_nymphomaniac_ness@hotmail.co.uk 


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Sunday, 8 July 2012

Sinful Sunday: Power Crazy.

Last night one of my lovers visited me and I decided to get all the big guns out. Successfully I managed to maneuver four mains powered toys. While he was on the receiving end of my sex machine I pleasured him with wands such as the Hitachi, Body Wand, and the Eroscillator. Being as gentle as possible, and yet still refusing to give in his whimpering cry's, I slowly teased him into an a state of ecstasy. As I watched eagerly I witnessed his throbbing member turn into a powerful geyser, my body quivered in delight.



Sinful Sunday

Glassvibrations Pony Butt Plug


The glass Pony Butt Plug by Glassvibrations is a multifunctional sex toy, which can be used as an anal plug, a fetish role-play device, a tantalizing tickler, a temperature play device, and a vaginal entrance teaser. Personally I’m not into Pony role-play, but this toy is still exceptionally fun to use regardless, and the furls of hair are stunning when poking out between your buttocks.



The toy arrives in a strong white box with a few artfully photographed glass sex toys printed onto it. The top of the box has a rather flimsily fitted plastic window revealing the product behind it – the pony tail of the product hides most of the toy’s details. To avoid any further confusion I’d just like to state that the brand name ‘Glassvibrations’ doesn’t necessarily mean their products vibrate; this plug is a non-vibrating toy. Upon opening the magnetic latch I found the toy resting securely on a padded cushion. A black drawstring storage pouch with toggle button is also provided, tucked away to one side in the box. I gently unfurled the cluster of hair, and exposed the glistening glass to the light.


The butt plug is a lot larger than expected, having maximum insertable dimensions of 5 inches of girth, and 3 inches in length. The toy has a stem 2.75 inches in girth and an inch in length, before leading to a bulbous tip, 2 inches long, which tapers off to a rounded point for easy insertion. The plug has a flared base in the form of a disc, making sure it shouldn’t travel inside you during wear. In the centre of the base is a black cylinder of glass sticking out 1.75 inches, which contains the clusters of jet black synthetic horse hair. The tail falls around 26 inches and has a good thickness to it. You may be a wondering why fake horse hair has been used rather than real horse hair. Other than the obvious price difference, I feel that Glassvibrations have made the correct decision by using faux horse hair, as real horse hair stains easily, especially when it has been in contact with human sweat. Considering that the hair will be positioned close to a very intimate area, the tail, if made with real horse hair, would be ruined swiftly. Faux hair is a lot easier to maintain and wash.


When using the toy anally I was worried about how easy it would be to insert, due to its size, so I made certain that both the toy and I were well lubricated. After positioning the tip against my anal orifice I gently slid its bulbous head inside my body. The contour of the tapering complemented my body well, and I experienced no discomfort during insertion. The head popped easily inside and rested comfortably there. I was almost completely unaware of the toy’s stem, yet the girthier head of the toy gave a nice filling sensation. The tail of the toy bobbed up and down as I moved around, making the toy move slightly, adding to the sensations felt internally. Occasionally the tail would sway against my vulva, heightening my body’s general arousal. Teaming the toy with vaginal insertion made it seem very filling, and made my vaginal walls feel exceptionally tight, which made me experience a G-spot orgasm much quicker than usual. The plug stayed in position despite the spasms of my pelvic floor muscles throughout climax. During general wear I found the toy rested between my buttocks comfortably, but the glass cylinder jutting out of the base made sitting down neigh (sic) on impossible. Personally I would’ve liked to be able to sit down while wearing the plug; however, I did consider that this is an interesting way to exert control over a submissive, via putting more physical limitations on their movements.


When using the toy vaginally, the bulbous head slips into the vaginal entrance easily, offering a gentle popping sensation – which is perfect if you prefer shallow stimulation. However I found the shape wasn’t very good for G-spot stimulation. 


The toy works very well for temperature play, as the tapered tip offers a nice gliding sensation when ambled over the body, gently tickling you and projecting either the warming or chilling sensations you personally crave. To chill or heat the toy, simply run the toy under the appropriate tap for a few minutes.  

The pony tail can also be used as either a tickler, teasing over your lover’s body, or even as a gentle whip. When used as a whip, the toy works mostly for visual impact rather than physical, due to the softness of the faux hair. When using the toy in either of these manners, the rounded tip fits comfortably within the palm of the hand, offering maximum control.


As the toy is made from nonporous borosilicate glass it is fairly easy to clean – it even states it is dishwasher safe. I’d recommend just washing the glass under warm water with your standard antibacterial cleaner. The difficult part is keeping the tail in good condition, as it will need regular brushing. Also dirt could become trapped inside the black cylinder. You could wash the hair with shampoo and allow it to dry naturally before putting it away. Sadly, eventually the tail will thin, but this is only to be expected.


Overall, I really like this Pony Tail Plug by Glassvibrations. I don’t think I’m a pony-play convert, but I can see so many possibilities with this product, it really is a fantastic multifunctional toy. The only thing I’m not keen on in regards to the product is the cylinder of glass sticking out of it preventing me from sitting down, but this really isn’t too much of a problem as long as you are aware of it; I was able to walk and lie down comfortably while wearing it. I would definitely recommend it to anyone who feels they’d be able to cope with the girth of the bulbous head.



Thank you to Sh! Womens Store for providing me with this butt plug for my review. You can purchase the Pony Tail Plug , Here.

Friday, 6 July 2012

Lelo Luna Beads

I’ve been using the Lelo Luna Kegel balls for several months now and really have noticed my pelvic floor muscles strength increase. These weren’t my first ever Kegel balls, and even though I already owned another set I was drawn to the Luna balls for the following reasons:

- I liked the idea of the retraction leash being made from a fine cord; my other set has a thick silicone leash that can cause discomfort when using for long periods.

- Knowing what weight each ball is seemed a bonus, making it easier to judge when to build up to the next level.

- I found it rather reassuring that I could see the weighted balls move inside the abs plastic, unlike my current set and most other Kegel balls I’ve seen before.

- Being able to use a single ball which has cord attached to it as a starting block for your Kegel exercises.

- I had read that you are able to insert a single ball for use doing penetrative stimulation, whether it is through sexual intercourse or a toy. After trying this I do not recommend using the balls without the girdle or leash attached.

- Like all of the Lelo range, the Luna Kegel beads do look elegant and superior quality compared to other Kegel and Ben Wa balls being sold.



As always my package arrived quickly and discreetly. When opening my parcel I found a glossy white outer box which I discarded into the recycling bin. After the white box is removed you will find a very elegant and sturdy black box with ‘Lelo’ embossed on the centre. This box looks similar to a jewellery gift box and will not be recognised as a sex toy container by unsuspecting prying eyes. When opening the box you find the Luna beads and silicone girdle resting on a strong piece of plastic. The beads really do look wonderful and both the pink and blue colours remind me of pearls. One each of the pink and blue balls have ‘Lelo’ etched into the inner surface of the balls. I feel the way this has been done is very professional. The two balls with ‘Lelo’ engraved into them each have a retraction leash fitted. Under the plastic insert you will find an instruction manual, a white satin bag, a one year warranty, and a ten year guarantee. This is great, as if you do experience anything going wrong with your item you can send it off easily for a replacement, though I doubt that the Luna beads will break easily. The satin bag is great not only for storing the Luna beads generally, but if you are out and about while using them and you need to take them out you have somewhere to quickly stash them.


In the instruction manual you will find an introduction explaining how Kegel beads strengthen the pelvic floor muscles, and why it is beneficial to use them. Then there is an instructional overview stating that the pink Luna beads are 28 grams each and the blue beads are 37 grams each. Next is how to prepare the Luna beads for insertion. This is very easy; you just need to pick a bead that has a leash and thread it through the hole in the silicone girdle, and the other bead can be easily popped into place. Once the Luna beads are prepared you are able to get ready to insert and position them. You will find tips within the manual to help guide you. Then you will find a page recommending how long to use Luna, and certain activities that can help encourage you pelvic floor muscles to grip the Luna beads in a more challenging way than just sitting down. Finally you will come to a page about storage and cleaning; this is very simple and common sense really, but it does state to keep the Luna beads away from dusty areas. I found on one occasion when left out that the white silicone girdle easily attracted dirt.

Lelo Luna beads on silver star background.

Starting with your Luna beads. First you will need to find your Kegel muscles, if you don’t know where they are already. To do this, when you next pass urine try to stop the flow mid way. The muscles used to perform this action are your pelvic floor muscles. If you aren’t ready to use the Luna beads straight away then repeating this action on a daily basis can help build up your awareness and control. You do not need to be urinating while performing this exercise, and when performing Kegel exercise, whether with Kegel balls or without, you really should make sure to empty your bladder beforehand. 


Inserting the Luna beads is very similar to inserting a tampon. Lift one leg up when either in a lying or standing position, and push the beads a few centimetres into your vagina. You may wish to use some water based lubricant to help insert the Luna beads, as they can be a little fiddly.

53 gms
65 gms

74 gms
65 gms


Kegel balls are to strengthen already developed Kegel muscles. You may at first not be able to hold the Luna beads in place. If this is the case I suggest you start by inserting the pink bead with the leash. This is the lightest bead. Either stand or lie on your back and tense your pelvic floor muscle a few times at first, building up over a few days. Once you feel you have built up some muscular strength continue with the individual bead, and while tensing your muscle give the retraction leash a gentle tug. This will act as a form of resistance training, causing your muscles to tense as they try to hold the bead in place.


When you are ready to use two beads with the girdle you may want to start with one pink and one blue which combined are 65gms. Even though this is only 9 grams less than using the max weight, it really can make a difference. I found when the pink bead was set as the retrieval bead while using a blue bead in the other section of the girdle, it was harder to insert than using the blue bead as the retrieval bead with the addition of a pink bead. When using the beads you can tug lightly on the retraction leash to cause your muscles to react more. When you become more confident you can tighten your pelvic floor muscles to encourage the beads to go up and down your vagina. This is very pleasurable and at the same time a great way to exercise your pelvic floor muscles.


I did make the mistake of inserting the Lelo Luna beads without a leash or girdle, as I had read you can use a bead while having penetrative sex. Do not try this, as if you have well developed pelvic floor muscles like me, even with the added assistance of a partner they can be difficult and painful to remove. Luckily I did not have to go to hospital to have them removed, but if you don’t have someone to fish them out, or you and your partner can’t manage it, you will need to go to A&E. I expect anyone would want to avoid this, as I imagine it would be very embarrassing and time consuming.


Tips on removing the Luna beads. When removing the Luna beads you may want to add some additional water based lubricant. Sometimes pulling too quickly on the leash can be slightly painful, so take your time. If you are able, try placing a finger between the Luna beads and your vaginal wall, as this will give the beads more movement when sliding out. Some people have found that jumping up and down will assist in the removal of Kegel beads; I feel that this technique hasn’t helped me, probably due to my Kegel muscles being rather powerful, but that it would help if you have weaker muscles. You may find when sneezing the beads will pop out. I’m not sure if you could use this information as a way to help remove them, but it is handy to know for when you are out and about, to try and save you some embarrassment.


I have used clitoral vibrators at the same time as using my Kegel beads, and I have to say that the muscle spasms produced by clitoral orgasm make the beads feel very pleasurable as they jiggle around.


The Lelo Luna beads have weighted balls inside them that cause vibrations as you move. There are benefits from Kegel balls being able to vibrate, whether it is for exercise purposes or pleasure. The vibrations will cause your muscles to naturally react and tighten without having to use any form of conscious effort. Also the vibrations will flow through your vaginal wall, encouraging the flow of mucus, meaning that Kegel balls are a great way to help combat vaginal dryness before intercourse. As you move you will feel the vibrations. The sensation is very pleasurable but not overly strong. I have not experienced an orgasm through Kegel balls, but they have helped in assisting orgasms after they are removed.


The Luna balls are very comfortable compared to others I have tried. I’ve even managed to run for short periods with them in and they haven’t put me off my daily activities. Also unlike others I have tried the way the retraction cord is attached is very comfortable. In the past I’ve had Kegel balls pinch and cause discomfort due to the cord.


If you are experiencing cramp this could be due to a couple of reasons. You have either worked your muscles enough for that day, or your bladder is full. You should not continue Kegel exercises if your bladder is full as this can be very harmful. I would suggest removing the beads prior to relieving yourself, and before reinserting clean them. The Luna beads are very easy to clean and even the cord has maintained its white appearance, unlike some other corded Kegel balls. You can even boil or sterilise the balls, which will help prevent the cord from discolouring.


After regular use of the Kegel beads I am able to flex my pelvic floor muscles with more control and strength. Once you gain better control over these muscles you can even give yourself a hands free orgasm.


Overall these Kegel beads are great. I think if you are new to Kegel beads then this set is perfect due to the instruction guide provided with it, and because you are able to start with one weight and build yourself up. If you are purchasing Kegel beads for an orgasmic experience I would suggest going for a different type of toy, as even though these are able to pleasure you while using them, they really aren’t the same as a vibrator or dildo. The sensation is very relaxing regardless.



Do not insert without the addition of a leash and the silicone girdle.



This post was originally written in March 2011. I will hopefully add to it at another date.

Wednesday, 4 July 2012

Sqweel 1 & 2

The Sqweel was designed to be one of the world’s first, most realistic, and market leading oral sex simulators, tearing away from the normal realm of sex toys which tended to offer sensations through vibrations, or manual self pleasure. The Sqweel works by rotating 10 carefully positioned tongues, which simulate the lapping of a human tongue as they revolve on a battery powered spindle. Having owned the original Sqweel for several years, I’ve slowly seen it evolve, much like the evolution of the wheel. These evolutions have included various new attachments, specialist lubricants, and new and imaginative tips on how to optimise your experience. Sadly the original Sqweel never quite excited me in the way I desired, but now it has once again evolved. Would the improved kinetics behind the Sqweel 2 draw me into a total oral fixation? Is this the final stage of its sexual evolution, or will we be left waiting for further mutations in the future?


The Sqweel 2 arrives in a white and pink box, with a cut-out window showing the product clasped inside a clear plastic clam shell. The original Sqweel arrived in a metal tin, which I found to be bulky and unnecessary, as the Sqweel itself has a dust proof casing protecting the useable components from dirt – please note that the Sqweel 2 doesn’t fit inside the original Sqweel’s velvet moulded plastic rest. Both the original Sqweel and the Sqweel 2 require three AAA batteries each, which are not included. 

The Sqweel’s appearance isn’t the most enticing, and does little to fuel my imagination. However, once you’ve seen an image of a makeshift oral simulator, where someone has essentially duct taped together a few silicone tipped spatulas, then the Sqweel’s appearance seems less daunting. I was willing to try the original with its curious sci-fi spaceship styling, and matte-black finish reminiscent of a car’s moulded dashboard, but I thought this new sleek modern version, the Sqweel 2, was definitely a little better in the looks department.
When using either the Sqweel or Sqweel 2 make sure you apply a liberal amount of lubrication to both yourself and the wheel. The best way to lubricate the toy is to drip lube onto the tongues while it’s rotating on the lowest setting.




 The original Sqweel is available in a matte plastic finish – finger prints show up very easily on its exterior. There is a wheel-like pattern grooved into the surface of the plastic. There are several deep holes around the edge of the casing, which provide access to screws; these can trap dirt. It is approximately 5 inches long, by 4.5 inches wide, and 1.25 inches in depth. 

The base of the toy is contoured and tapers slightly, making it easy to apply a firm grip. However, whilst gripping the toy, your hand interferes with the sliding function switch, meaning that you have to reposition your grasp every time you wish to change the speed or simply turn it on/off. The battery cap is also situated around where one naturally gasps the toy, and while moving your hand around sometimes you can accidentally pop the battery cap off – although this is rare. The matte plastic makes holding the toy easy, even with well lubricated hands. I always felt that the original Sqweel was lacking in weight towards the base of the toy, making it harder to control and apply the pressure desired. This made it feel as if, while the tongues rotated speedily around, they wanted to rip the toy from your grasp. 


To access the tongues simply pop the top off the toy. This isn’t overly difficult, and I’m even able to accomplish it with a single well lubricated hand, which is handy if the other is preoccupied. If you wish to remove the wheel completely for cleaning, or exchanging it for one of the other attachments, twist the side cover clockwise to remove it (contraclockwise until it clicks to put back on). This can be fiddly at times. Once the cover is removed, the wheel simply pops out. When the wheel is removed you can see various mould lines and some wiring, all of which is exposed to lubricant while the toy is in use, and therefore a nightmare to clean afterwards – especially when you consider it isn’t waterproof! 

The wheel is made out of soft skin safe rubber on a plastic spindle. There is a noticeable manufacturing line on the product, which is really messy in places. There are 10 tongue-like protrusions which jut-out an inch from the wheel. Each tongue’s tapered tip is approximately 1 inch apart from the others, and can be easily pushed up against the main wheel and flexed back and forth. 



The original Sqweel has three speed settings, changed via a simple sliding switch. The first speed offers a light tickling sensation, the second feels more intense, and the third beats down strongly upon you as the tongues lap. I have used the Sqweel 2’s silicone wheel inside the original, and found that the last setting is far too fast to use with the firmer silicone, making the experience uncomfortable. Also, when using the silicone wheel inside the original, the product is noisier and the wheel rattles around slightly, making it less accurate. The original Sqweel isn’t the best toy for those living in shared accommodation, due to the slightly off putting whirring it makes while in use.

When using the toy to experience the sensations produced by the top or the bottom of the tongues, you have to manually flip the toy round.

So far the original Sqweel hasn’t made me experience a clitoral climax; however it has been an interesting toy to use as a warm-up during foreplay.


The Sqweel 2:

The newer and improved Sqweel 2 is more modern and sleek in design – it’s also available in either a modern gloss white or black, both with a transparent crystal pink lid. The body of the toy is slightly bigger than the original; 5.75 inches long by 5 inches wide, and 2 inches in depth. It is heavier and sturdier than the original too.


Aesthetically I find the Sqweel 2 more pleasing, and its general layout is a lot easier to use too. The added weight makes the toy easier to control, the base of the toy is contoured better, the battery cap is fixed into position better, and there are two push buttons – rather than a sliding switch – which are positioned near perfectly for where my fingers naturally rest. The push buttons are also the correct firmness, meaning that it’s very rare I accidentally change to the wrong setting. The top of the toy, however, is harder to remove, and I need to use two hands to remove it. As the plastic is gloss, it’s also better to remove prior to applying any lubrication. The side cover has a simple sliding locking mechanism, meaning that you can pop it off and replace it easily. The wheel is basically identical in shape, but it is made from non-porous hypoallergenic silicone, rather than skin safe rubber. It has a much smoother, cleaner manufacturing line. The silicone is a lot firmer than the older wheel, but has some plushiness, and causes minimal drag when rubbed against dry skin. After removing the silicone wheel, the interior of the case is smooth and very easy to clean, successfully addressing one of the biggest problems with the older version. In summary so far, most of the changes are good improvements on the original.


The new Sqweel 2 not only has a new look and better structure to it, but has the addition of some new features, controlled by two buttons. The main button, featuring a big ‘play’ arrow, turns the toy on and then gives you the option to scan through the three speed settings. The speeds are slightly slower than the original, which is good as otherwise the firmness of the silicone would make it too uncomfortable to use. When the toy is on, there is a blue LED behind the buttons which illuminates them. The other button controls the functions; you have the options of having the wheel rotate clockwise, anticlockwise, or in a back and forth motion which simulates the flicking of a tongue. This is all done by a simple click of the button rather than having to manually flip the toy around, ensuring sustained stimulation when it counts. To turn the toy off, just hold down the play button for a few seconds. The Sqweel 2 is a lot quieter than the original.

In motion

During use I enjoyed the ability to change the rotations of the toy, and rather liked the addition of the flicking sensation, as it feels similar to a real tongue flicking against my clitoris. However, I found the silicone far too firm to simulate oral sex as closely as the skin safe rubber managed. I also found that the toy needed a lot more lubrication, not only due to its firmness, but also because additional lubrication would run off the silicone and glossy plastic surfaces much easier.



The main thing which ruined my enjoyment of the new Sqweel 2 was how the toy stalls when too much pressure is applied against the tongues. I found that this happened less often when the skin safe rubber wheel from the original Sqweel was used with the Sqweel 2 casing– probably due to the flexibility of the material. The majority of the time, in order to get the toy rotating once again, I would have to manually give it a push-start. 

The Sqweel 2 appears to drain batteries a lot quicker than the original Sqweel.

The ease of cleaning the Sqweel 2 is the best improvement for the product; the glossy plastic is easily wiped clean and there are fewer gaps for dirt to reside in. The wheel is made from silicone and can even be sterilised between uses.



So do I feel that the Sqweel 2 has evolved into the world’s leading oral sex simulator? Sadly, even with the vast improvements in weight, function, the use of a silicone wheel, ease of cleaning, and sleeker appearance, the Sqweel just doesn’t excite me in the ways I want it to. I think I’d be able to put up with the firmness of the silicone wheel if the toy didn’t stall as easily as it does. Fortunately it is compatible with all the previous softer wheels made from skin safe rubber, although it does still stall occasionally while using these. I guess it might be ok if you don’t have a problem holding back and applying lighter pressure or gyrating your body less when masturbating, but I tend to find these are my natural instincts while masturbating. 





Thank you to Lovehoney for providing me with the new Sqweel for my review. You can purchase the toy here.

Tuesday, 3 July 2012

Remember the time we made love in the roses?

I've been a little rushed with getting a photo for Toy With Me Tuesday this week. But I did take one of my new additions out with me yesterday for photographs and rather liked this one.


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Monday, 2 July 2012

Toy with me Tuesday #3

Welcome to the third week of Toy With Me Tuesday. I’m looking forward to seeing how current participants have developed their photography skills and artistic ideas since the last instalment, and how newcomers will work their lenses.


I’ve always liked to take creative pictures of sex toys, but sometimes there isn’t a place to share them. There are only so many pictures one can use within each individual review. So I’ve decided to come up with Toy with me Tuesday where we can share more awesome sex toy pictures. Also, the great thing about Toy with me Tuesday is that it’s not just open to reviewers, anyone is free to take part as long as they follow the guidelines. 


Toy with me Tuesday is about getting creative with your artistic side and taking pictures of your sex toy collection. It’s a bit of weekly fun, but make sure you read up on the guidelines before entering. Once you have posted your Toy with me Tuesday blog entry, link to it below using the link tool. Do not link to your home page or a review, it has to specifically link to your Toy with me Tuesday post. If you have any problems feel free to contact me via email: the_nymphomaniac_ness@hotmail.co.uk 


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