Noemie Lovemoiselle Ceramic Dildo

The Noemie is a ceramic dildo by Lovemoiselle. The dildo is very feminine and sensuous in appearance, from its gracefully waved body to the delicate flower that has been glazed onto its surface, almost as if it’s been applied through mehndi. The Noemie may appear to be a very delicate piece of pottery, but it’s actually a lot stronger than one would expect.

The toy arrives in a luxurious black box with a clear plastic window on the front revealing the contents within. The box has various glossy silvered flowers artfully appearing to trail over it. On the front you will find the brand name printed in silver. On the back of the box you will find a short description of the Lovemoiselle dildo. The description claims that the toy is strong and durable considering its weight. The toy is also ergonomic, being contoured with women in mind. On the whole, the box is very stylish, and this means the toy would make a great gift. Inside the box there is a foam insert protecting the toy. The toy is firmly wedged into the insert, which can make it slightly difficult to remove. Underneath the toy there is a soft velvet bag, for storage. The velvet bag isn’t made from the greatest quality material, but the construction of the bag is strong. The bag easily accommodates the toy, and is opened and closed via a drawstring. In the box you will also find a miniature booklet depicting the rest of the Lovemoiselle dildo range. The booklet congratulates you for purchasing from their range, and also provides usage tips and cleaning instructions. There is a reassuring note stating that even though some may think of ceramic as being fragile, the method used to manufacture the material used within Lovemoiselle products means that your toy is strong, durable, and should last a lifetime. In the unlikely case of your toy becoming damaged you should avoid using it.

The dildo is made from a silky smooth ceramic, which feels as gorgeous as it looks. There is a purple flower painted onto the shaft which provides an almost unnoticeable variation in texture. The flower appears very modern in style. I highly doubt it will wear away from the toys surface. I have used the toy a few times now, and even scratched at its pattern, and it hasn’t worn or chipped so far. At the bottom of the toy there is a purple plastic stopper. The toy is hollow making it very light to hold. When I saw this toy pictured online I imagined it to be more petite, but it’s actually just over 8.5 inches in length. There are three wave-like bulges in the shaft of the toy. The first bulge is approximately 4.5 inches in length, the second 2.5 inches, and the third is approximately 1 inch long. You are very unlikely to experience vaginal stimulation from the two lower bulges. The small bulge around the base acts as a great handle, as your hand can comfortably wrap round it. The girth of the toy is 4.5 inches at its widest point, and 3.5 inches at its thinnest point. The tip is slightly tapered, making insertion easy. Shape wise the Neomie looks rather simple, but actually it’s been crafted with the utmost consideration.

When using the toy I found that I needed very little additional lubrication, due to its tapered tip and non-porous surface. The toy gently glided into my vaginal opening and brushed against my g-spot. I was only able to insert the main bulge of the toy into my vagina. The first bulge is perfectly contoured and glided smoothly inside my body. I found the ceramic warmed to my body’s temperature quickly, adding to the sensation it provided. The toy provided exceptional sensations considering how straight and smooth the shaft is. The toy slowly led to a relaxing g-spot orgasm. The Noemie really does feel like it’s been crafted to fit beautifully inside my body, and flows gracefully along my vaginal wall, caressing each sensitive spot.

The dildo is great for temperature play, and quickly adjusts to and maintains the desired temperature. To adjust the toy temperature, simply run it under a hot or cold tap. Do not heat this toy with boiling water or by placing it in the microwave, as you may crack the ceramic.

The Noemie is also a great couple’s toy, especially if you enjoy massages. The firmness of the waved ceramic rolls wonderfully over a partner’s body, helping to smooth away any aches and pains.

The toy is very easy to clean; all you have to do is run it under hot water and apply your standard antibacterial wash. Even though the toy is hollow you don’t have to worry about water or dirt getting trapped inside, due to the plastic stopper sealing the base.

Overall, I like the Lovemoiselle Noemie, and think that it’s a great contoured ceramic dildo. It’s not just an elegantly girly sculpted piece of art, but also a highly functional, sensual toy. There is nothing I don’t like about the Noemie, it is entirely faultless.

You can purchase the Noemie ceramic dildo from Nice'N'Naughty.