This week’s Naughty List, is to compile a list of non-sex toy related items that you have used during masturbation. Many of these are things I experimented with while younger and wouldn’t recommend people using them. Compared to an actual sex toy, these items epically failed in producing pleasurable stimulation.
1. A pen - I like stationary.
2. The wooden end of a paint brush.
3. Maglight - torches that come in different sizes with textured metal and a flared base.
4. Mini milk – my partner had fun at least.
5. The corner of a pillow or duvet cover.
6. A glow stick – not as comfortable as I thought it’d be.
7. A LED lamp – Rather stupid and not enough girth.
8. An aerosol can – Very cold.
9. A plastic toy sword and scabbard – not enough weight behind it.
10. A phone – never found the vibrations from a mobile strong enough.
11. The back of a riding crop.
12. An electric toothbrush.
13. The vibrations from a PlayStation controller with turbo button.
14. The end of a hair brush.
15. Tea pot spout – I’m British and love my tea.
16. Homemade ice dildo.
17. A silicone cooking spoon.
18. Cigar tube – almost forgot about that one.
Brilliant artcile made me laugh as I have used the some of them too. yes the maglights Ive never tried but always been tempted lol.
ReplyDeleteSome of mine are the hairbrush, ladyshave -great vibrations and phone (and no I never found the vibrations worked either lol).
I love the Home made ice dildo...great idea, i may have to try that one.
Fun article.
I totally forgot to add the PlayStation controller to my list! I used to have a game that had nothing but different versions of Pong. Whenever the ball/puck/whatever for that theme would hit the Pong paddle thingy, it would vibrate the controller. Good times...
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Yes gaming is still one of my past times. I have a PlayStation controller in the shape of a smile slime from dragon quest, basically a gaint tear drop shaped vibrator.
ReplyDeleteI forgot to put shower head and toy water gun.